Monday, October 17, 2005

Exactly what happened in Toledo

Here's exactly what happened in Toledo:

A bunch of racist slimeballs wanted to prove that black people are the cause of all evil. A bunch of (mostly) black thugs wanted to break things and steal stuff. So the slimeballs had a brilliant idea to make everyone happy: hold an obviously racist public rally. So the (mostly) black thugs come out of their holes and break things and steal stuff and, as a bonus, assault police officers - all justified by the racist public rally, of course. And the slimeballs have proved their point: look how bad black people are! They break things and steal stuff and assault police officers, and white people just want to exercise their constitutionally guaranteed civil rights!

So everybody's happy. Except the 90% of Toledoans who are neither slimeballs nor thugs.

So what do we do? Ideally, racist slimeballs would be hired by nuclear power plants with poor safety records, and thus be sterilized by radiation. Thugs would be put in jail, and society would stop making excuses for them. Both of these seem awfully unrealistic, but maybe we can work together and do something productive towards these goals.

SRS

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